英语小故事,幽默笑话小故事

Gentry and the United Kingdom by a French woman with the box, women want to lure the British people, she strip down after complaining about the cold body hair. Mr. put their quilts give her, she said kept cold.
How can I help you? Asked Mr. frustration.
When I was small my mother always give my own body heating.
Miss, which had me on the helpless. I should not jump off the train to look for your mother, right?
【Sentiment】
Men know good style are a good man, understand style is good Men Men

引诱

英国绅士与法国女人同乘一个包厢，女人想引诱这个英国人，她脱衣躺下后就抱怨身上发冷。先生把自己的被子给了她，她还是不停地说冷。
我还能怎么帮助你呢？先生沮丧地问道。
我小时候妈妈总是用自己的身体给我取暖。
小姐，这我就爱莫能助了。我总不能跳下火车去找你的妈妈吧？
【感悟】
善于了解风情的男人是好男人，不解风情的男人更是好男人