英语小故事,幽默笑话小故事

1 The Story of a Snail
 When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident.
    "I really can't remember," the snail replied. "You see, it all happened so fast."
2 Do Me a Favor
 The mechanic was very busy when I took my car in for repairs, so I settled down in the waiting room with a book I'd brought along. The mechanic was in and out answering calls, and at one point he stopped and looked at me . "Would you do me a favor and flip back a few pages when someone comes in? That way it won't look as if you've been here all day."
3 The Very Last Birthday
 When I was approaching 50, I announced to my three grown children that I no longer wanted to celebrate my birthday and that they could phone me instead of sending a gift. At first they protested, but finally they agreed to go along with my wish. So when the doorbell rang on the morning of my birthday, I was surprised to see the florist delivering a huge, beautiful plant. Suddenly, without a word, she rushed back to the truck and , with a sad look, turned once to glance at me. Puzzled, I read the card attached to the plant: "To Mom-with lots of love-on your very last birthday.
4 A Call from a Frog
 A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you . "
    The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
    "No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class.
5 I'm a bachelor
   Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."
    我是个单身汉
    杰克骑车摔伤,得住院治疗。一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填,杰克填好递上表格“还有什么漏填的?”护士问。 “有!”杰克想了想说,“我是个单身汉。”
 

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